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The Captain of Internet Randomness

The internet is a vast sea of weirdness, and you are just the captain to navigate it. With a parrot on your shoulder and a compass that always points to Google – you sail through the waves of random, useless knowledge, gathering only the choicest tidbits of weirdness to feast upon with your crew of LOLcats and robots.

Today’s Harvest of Hotlinks:

Q: Which can you use to charge an iPod? Bikini or sunglasses?
A: Bikini. No really. Click here.

Q: A man’s wife proposed a trade for WHAT?
A: His manhood for an iPhone. Click here to read all about it.

Q: Someone has made lollypop in the shape of…
A: iPods. Mmm-mmm tastes like RAM. Take a lick.

Q: Who needs metal and plastic for MP3 players when you can use…
A: Wood. It works great if you don’t mind the splinters. See it here.

Q: Which member of your family looks cuter as an iPod?
A: Baby of course. Dogs look better as cell phones.

Q: What fashion statement can control your MP3 player?
A: Lederhosen – imbedded are MP3 controls and an affinity for schnitzel.

Q: What electronics survives a good baking?
A: Laptop – I’ve always loved my PCs crispy on the outside, sweet on the inside.

Q: Someone threw what 95 meters?
A: Cell phone. They’re apparently tougher to throw than potatoes, though.

Q: To make a delicious breakfast all you need is a…
A: Xbox. I’d like my eggs with a side of Halo, please.

Q: You can now vent all your rage on a…
A: MacBook Pro. Motion detectors now give you permission to smack your laptop. Finally!

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